Thursday, February 7, 2008

In the Fucher (future)

This is so funny. Jill came across this the other day. It is a paper that Bryan wrote in 1989 when he was 9 yrs. old. It's called "In the Fucher". In case you can't read it... this is what it says (with his exact spelling and punctuation, of course)...

"When I grow up I'm going to Calige. And in the middle of calaige I will go on my mishan. and when I come back from my mishon I will have three more years of colaige. And when I get done with Colaige all stay with my perents for a few years. Then all get meryed and mabye have tow boys and one girl and all be driving a furary. All be living in a tow story house. all be in the middle of bing poor and bing rich. If I'm lucky all be a profeshinal at baceball. but if I done't be a profeshanla baceball player all be a bancer." (Not sure what that last word is. Bryan says there's now way he meant 'dancer'.)
Here's a picture of Bryan in 1989. What a lil' cutey.

4 comments:

lynsey said...

hilarious! did you watch the oprah on the 'lovelist'? well this was obviously bryan's. he put it out to the universe when he was 9 years old and BAM! college, mission, marriage & two boys later. i guess that 'secret' stuff really works. maybe i should try it sometime. :)

Shannon said...

you have one of the few blogs that i actually read (and enjoy reading) more than 3 lines of the text before i scroll for pics and sign off! that is the funniest thing i have seen all day!

Sadie said...

Ha, I love it! But what happened to the dancer part? ;)

Anonymous said...

That's great! I love reading old stuff like that. Maybe he meant banker. And maybe you'll have a girl next?