The Screensaver

This was my friend, Claudia's, post about a week ago and I thought it was about the funniest thing EVER!...

Jon and I (Claudia) were watching television while eating lunch and a commercial of a girl in a shower trying to sell soap came on. I thought, how pathetic and very inappropriate. So then I turn to look at Jon to see if he agreed with me & noticed he was just staring at the t.v.! I turned off the t.v. and he was still staring at the screen. I said to him, "is that what you like, watching a women lather herself!" and he said, "I didn't notice. Anytime a women comes on t.v. my mind quickly turns on the screen saver and hibernates until it's safe."