Educational Book Club

I love book club. It's very educational. For instance, last night I learned how not to stalk Rob Lowe.
This month we're reading either Wicked or P&P (Pride & Prejudice). Oh how I do hope for P&P. I really don't want to give up my English accent yet. Thithermore, I would like to presume the taskability of forming sentences with made up words that for certain these old classic novels contain... therein.
The refreshments counter thus had to photographed for it's picturesqueness (which happens to be a real word, bytheway). And furthermore, Dacia, I do not eat fruit because it's healthy. I eat it because it's eye-candy, for one, meaning beautiful, it's fresh, and because I get to dip it in sweetened condensed milk, cream cheese, and whipped cream all together. (which is undoubtedly the best fruit dip ever).
We shall leave the evening with a Jane Eyre quote:

Appearance should not be mistaken for truth; narrow human doctrines, that only tend to elate and magnify a few, should not be substituted for the world-redeeming creed of Christ. There is — I repeat it — a difference; and it is a good, and not a bad action to mark broadly and clearly the line of separation between them. The world may not like to see these ideas dissevered, for it has been accustomed to blend them; finding it convenient to make external show pass for sterling worth — to let white-washed walls vouch for clean shrines. It may hate him who dares to scrutinise and expose — to rase the gilding, and show base metal under it — to penetrate the sepulchre, and reveal charnel relics: but hate as it will, it is indebted to him.

--Preface (2nd Edition)

Magnificent!